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Escape from Fairy World Escape from Fairy World

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 18, 2004

meh, nothing fantastic

why did it et easier as the levels went up? I found level one the hardest out of levels 2-5, then i quit



FlashTrek: Assault FlashTrek: Assault

Rated 4 / 5 stars November 17, 2004

needs work

i thought it was pretty great until i realised it doesnt end, and that the level numbers are messed up, "next level 3" ive beaten what seems like a million levels. I have so many ships i cant get touched, but just incase i have like 50k shields
It needs an ending, and it needs to be more difficult, also it could use a little less annoying laser sound since in the end i had to turn down my speakers to about minimum volume for fear of my ears bleeding



The Legends of Hiro The Legends of Hiro

Rated 3 / 5 stars September 9, 2004

cant stand playing it...sorry

once upon a time about 5mins ago i started playing this game, i just kept reading, then i walked a short distance, by the time i got through the fifth text window for the girl on the first outside screen i grew extremely tired of the reading. click x 100000 and finally i have blue berries and can walk again, next screen click x 10000 to talk to the first semi clothed girl and now i have a feather and a bird? wtf next screen... quit.
What i'm trying to say is there is way too much reading, i don't want to read a whole damn novel for each person i try to talk to. Especially when at least half of the talking is just pointless jibber jabbering.
Good: the graphics were pretty cool, quite a bit of teasing going on with the female drawing however. I also like how you incorperated some minor comedy into the dialogue i did get around to reading.


Visual-Noize responds:

Thanks for the review!
Sorry, you can´t convince me to take out the dialogues. I mean, this is a graphic adventure, not a first-person-shooter ^_^


Prowlies at the River Prowlies at the River

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 28, 2004

violence.. like a 7.. overall f'kin 10!

This was absolutely amazing man, especially the scene where we was jumpin through the trees, that was extremely well done.



SBL Goes to War Ep. 2a SBL Goes to War Ep. 2a

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 7, 2004

Not a single laugh

so since you responded to the last guy, i'm assuming you are actually going to read what i'm writing, and no, I haven't submitted anything, nor am I planning to.
the robot voices are so god damn annoying, it made me wish my ears were bleeding so at least the sound would be muffled.
The clock, or lock idea is so over done, ugg give up already. That being said, I realise it must be very hard to make a good flick with the clock people, however I have enjoyed a few, this is not one of them.
Graphics were terrible, other then the characters there wasn't any detail at all.
Hard to understand some of it, and I don't enjoy reading along while they are muffling out the words.
Why did the plot turn into a titanic thing? awful move.

So in conclusion if the next episode is going to be much funnier, lets say 5x funnier, thn it still won't be funny. 5 x 0 (the amount of laughs)=0 sorry bud, trash this bullshyte


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D-Fence the Game... D-Fence the Game...

Rated 3 / 5 stars August 2, 2004

*shrug*

could have been much much better.
You need the following:
-Better graphics
-MUCH better sound
-different types of shots for the user, instead of just point and click
-less $250,000 pricetags would also help


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Foamy: Squirrel SOngs Foamy: Squirrel SOngs

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 1, 2004

pretty decent

i gotta say i thought this was gonna suck, I personally thought that these were going downhill for a while but this one kinda put a bit of faith back in me.
1st song-meh, didn't care for it
2nd Me Rikey!
3rd also quite good
overall 8, i like the graphics, and i liked the ending.



Ghost Motel 10 Ghost Motel 10

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 28, 2004

wtf...wierd

the weapon choice pissed me off so damn bad.
Oh, I don't really like this. Oh, I don't really like this. Oh, I don't really like this. Oh, I don't really like this. Oh, I don't really like this. ETC it was feckin retarded, then when you finally click on the right weapon like 10 of the same thing show up and you get to go through the whole Oh, I don't really like this crap again.
Also the 6 clues, dumb over used idea.
why couldn't you choose the clothes that DONT suck?
same stupid issue with ice cream/locker choice
No emotion in the voices, sooo very monotone
ugg i hate it.
poor graphics also


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Salad Fingers Episode 2 Salad Fingers Episode 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars July 18, 2004

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Grand Theft Boner Grand Theft Boner

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars July 13, 2004

good, but not great

I loved the animation style.
I never knew (even after countless hours playing GTA) that a faggio could catch up to a TCF900 or whatever its called.
awful, and i mean truley terrible ending, and heres why:
well, the song was good.
i was expecting the guy to use the knife, or hit someone with the bike, or kill someone somehow, but no, it just ended.